I have _so_ enjoyed hearing about your own fabric mishaps after my cholera post yesterday. My favorite so far is this one, courtesy of my pal Celeste. She calls it "flu virus overtakes red blood cell."
I'm totally feelin' it. Especially after some quick google image searching.
Thoroughly disgusted, I am. (that's "bird flu," btw.) (also, sorry.)
Anyone else have something revolting to share? The gates are open.